What I’ve found from studying psychology in general is that evolutionary psychology in particular is rarely good science. Its hypotheses are rarely falsifiable, and it allows any researcher with sufficient creativity to invent a plausible-sounding explanation for just about any phenomenon in human behavior. Many studies from evolutionary psychologists merely show that a phenomenon exists, and then assume that that phenomenon has an evolutionary origin. In fact, most of our behavior is probably caused by an interplay of genetics, socialization, culture, and other factors that are too complex to distill into a statement like “most people aren’t biologically predisposed to share their lovers.”

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Natalie Dormer at the Game of Thrones Panel (x)

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mayonnaisetoffees:

excalibur-red:

mayonnaisetoffees:

excalibur-red:

there is literally no response to that but that is now your name in my phone

the first time you have to explain that to someone i want it videoed

please

Sorry to tell you that people don’t even blink an eye anymore…

I have people down as:

  • "Brain And Bladder"
  • "Diarrhoea Dude"
  • "Dipper of Tea"
  • "Guy With Drum Fetish"
  • "Louise Baby Eater"
  • "Lukus Vomitus"
  • "Mint Gum Vomiter"
  • "Not John Steinbeck"
  • "PopeWasLikeSanta"
  • "Public Mastabator"
  • "Reggie Shit Step"
  • "Selfie W/ Willy"
  • and “Socksucker”

Frankly they’ll be fine with Destiny and Cock :P

what is wrong with you, you depraved child?

Oh so many things… in my defense, all of them make sense in context…

…is it weird that I’m now thinking of perfectly normal situations/conversations in which all of these things make sense?

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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mayonnaisetoffees:

excalibur-red:

there is literally no response to that but that is now your name in my phone

the first time you have to explain that to someone i want it videoed

please

Sorry to tell you that people don’t even blink an eye anymore…

I have people down as:

  • "Brain And Bladder"
  • "Diarrhoea Dude"
  • "Dipper of Tea"
  • "Guy With Drum Fetish"
  • "Louise Baby Eater"
  • "Lukus Vomitus"
  • "Mint Gum Vomiter"
  • "Not John Steinbeck"
  • "PopeWasLikeSanta"
  • "Public Mastabator"
  • "Reggie Shit Step"
  • "Selfie W/ Willy"
  • and “Socksucker”

Frankly they’ll be fine with Destiny and Cock :P

what is wrong with you, you depraved child?

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mayonnaisetoffees:

mayonnaisetoffees:

*gives up and sings along with tears collecting*

AND LONG LIVE AND THE CALL AND OH FUCK 

I feel I should clarify that “oh fuck” was a reaction rather than another song

but it’s important to note that Oh Fuck! is a song that i haven’t listened to because it’s 1am and it’ll wake everyone up, but apparently here are the lyrics

http://www.songlyrics.com/the-decline/oh-fuck!-lyrics/

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there is literally no response to that but that is now your name in my phone

the first time you have to explain that to someone i want it videoed

please

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mayonnaisetoffees replied to your post “10 FACTS TUESDAY!! [fuck nope you can’t get out of it, it’s Tuesday in other time zones]”

You have a strange mind. I pick my friends well! (though I’m not entirely sure choosing played a part in our friendship… LM just kinda forced it upon us…)

Destiny brought us together. Destiny and cock.

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mayonnaisetoffees replied to your post “mayonnaisetoffees replied to your post “At this point I feel like a…”

Same. Such is the life of the lil shit

it’s a hard life, one only the strongest can endure, but we must do so to ensure that others do not have to

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mayonnaisetoffees said:
10 FACTS TUESDAY!! [fuck nope you can't get out of it, it's Tuesday in other time zones]
  1. Cat it’s 1am why? I hate you
  2. We have to wait. Just a while. Can you wait, Cat? Because I can. I’d wait forever for LM15
  3. obscure LM quotes ftw.
  4. this is going to be a special LM edition of 10 facts whenever-the-fuck-cat-wants-to-send-me-these-things
  5. WILL KENDRICK IS NOT GOING TO DIE
  6. LANCE DULAC IS NOT GOING TO DIE
  7. MERLIN AND ARTHUR WILL GET MARRIED AND GO ON THEIR HONEYMOON AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX AND ADOPT BILLIONS OF KIDS AND BE HAPPY AND NO ONE WILL HAVE PTSD
  8. CEDRIC WALSH IS GOING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS WITH A CACTUS
  9. THE REST OF THE PEOPLE ON THE LM SHIT LIST ARE GOING TO DIE HORRIFIC DEATHS AND I WILL LAUGH AND THROW A MASSIVE PARTY
  10. THESE THINGS HAVE NOW APPEARED ON A 10 FACTS TUESDAY LIST AND ARE NOW FACTS SO THEREFORE LEGALLY OBLIGED TO HAPPEN
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mayonnaisetoffees replied to your post “At this point I feel like a lot of us don’t care that LM15 isn’t even…”

I feel there should be a lil shits tag that people can blacklist if it annoys them… but then that would take away from the lil shitness :P

i also feel like I wouldn’t be able to tell when i’m being a lil shit or when i’m just being slightly annoying by making random LM connections and noticing things

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big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

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