the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

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fuckitfireeverything:

meladoodle:

*holds up dog treat* WHO’S A GOOD BOY?? WHO’S A GOOD BOY? i am. i’m a good boy. *eats dog treat*

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mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

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rncpriceley:

"misogyny is a made up tumblr meme"

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shit man how long has tumblr been around

no wonder all the good urls are fuckin taken 

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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xi dctually do apologise in advance for things now xwoops

vashito:

disteal:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

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WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

I need to sit down

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indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

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Sorry to creep but OMG THAT GIF

ISN’T IT THE CUTEST????

posted 7 hours ago @ 18 Apr 2014
xcariadollophead

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

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majortvjunkie:

IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS I FINALLY FOUND IT

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escapeebee replied to your post “i was just nosying at my notifications and spotted a familiar url…”

*waves* and I turned my ask on (it was only off because I’m still remembering how to do tumblr after my long absence ;) ) so yay you can spam me on tumblr again <3

ah okay, i thought it might have been off for an actual reason, kind of glad that it isn’t :D and you have no idea how mch I’m probably going to spam you :p

posted 7 hours ago @ 18 Apr 2014 with 1 note
xescapeebee

i was just nosying at my notifications and spotted a familiar url escapeebee ;)

please don’t judge me for what i post on here oh god you potentially joined at the worst time possible

posted 7 hours ago @ 18 Apr 2014 with 1 note
xeveryone go follow her she's lovely xalso your ask box is turned off whyyyy? :(
wilwheaton:

This is why, even though I love my cats, I’m a dog person.

wilwheaton:

This is why, even though I love my cats, I’m a dog person.

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thecodeinecowboy:

Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.

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